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  • Vayishlach 2012 – Reuven Did What?

    Raboyseyee and Raboyseyettes:Reuven did what? Nu, before we begin Parshas Vayishlach, let’s quickly chazir (review) some of last week’s highlights. Yankif met his bashert, one of them, at the well. He kissed her, cried, fell in love, worked for seven years to get her, got married, discovered in the morning that he chapped the wrong […]

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    | November 29, 2012 | 1 Comment
  • Chizuk #5 – The Power of Community

    As we begin our new week almost two weeks since Sandy paid us an unwelcome visit, I can see a crack of light in the tunnel of murky deluge that enveloped us.  More homes have had power restored, gasoline has begun to flow in more liberal quantities, the weather has gotten warmer, and we are now slowly […]

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    | November 11, 2012 | 0 Comments
  • Noiach 2012 – Everything They Forgot to Teach You in Yeshiva

    This week’s parsha review from the Oisvorfer is being sent a shtikel earlier because it’s longer than usual, contains a boatload (pun intended) of new information about Noiach and his life pre and post Mabul, is informative, humorous, a shtikel sarcastic, and is worth reading over and over. You will be amazed, educated and somewhat […]

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    | October 18, 2012 | 0 Comments
  • Hoishana Rabba 2012 – Execution Delayed

    Raboyseyee and Raboyseyettes: Execution Delayed: We’re in the home stretch of Yomim Toivim (Holidays) and by the time we return to our regular schedules this coming Wednesday (Tuesday for those living and most  spending Succois in Israel), many of you will have, during the holy month of Tishray, which contains four Jewish holidays, consumed an […]

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    | October 6, 2012 | 0 Comments
  • Succois 2012 – The Succah Economy

    Word has reached the Oisvorfer that our chaverim Bonnie and Heshie Schertz get a Mazel Tov. While we were marking the heylige Shabbis here in the United States, over in Yerusholayim, Sam Schertz, their son, became engaged to Dani, daughter of Michelle & Eli Salig.  Grada we know Sam his entire life and share in […]

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    | September 30, 2012 | 0 Comments
  • Yom Kippur 2012 – Of Money and Forgiveness

    Raboyseyee and Raboyseyettes: Of Money and Forgiveness: Though the Oisvorfer provided his many followers with a form of Mechila (forgiveness) Release  in 2011,  it’s back for 2012: hey, didn’t you piss off new people this past year? Didn’t you speak loshoin horo (ill) of and about those you can’t stand, those who can’t stand you, […]

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    | September 24, 2012 | 0 Comments
  • Devorim 2012 – Double Talk

    Raboyseyee and Raboyseyettes: Double talk: Have you ever wondered why Sefer Devorim, which we begin reading this coming Shabbis, is called Deuteronomy? Nu, we’re about to find out. Parshas Devorim which we always read on the Shabbis just before Tisha Be’Av -though this year we’ll be reading it on Tisha Be’av mamish- can easily put […]

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    | July 26, 2012 | 0 Comments
  • Chaya Soro 2011 – First Shidduch

    Raboyseyee and Raboyseyettes: She was how old? What a difference a week makes. Just last shabbis, Avrohom Oveenu was 99 years old, childless and recovering from surgery.  And wasn’t it just last week (17:17) when Avrohom uttered:  “Will there be born [a child] to one a hundred-years-old?!” A few  Malochim  predicted he would yet be a […]

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    | November 17, 2011 | 0 Comments
  • Lech Lecha 2011

    Raboyseyee and Raboyseyettes: OMG it’s already November which taka reminds me that it’s almost that time of year when we start seeing advertisements for various Pesach programs. Ober (but) how can we think about Pesach when we need to plan winter vacation first? Oy vey; life in golus is mamish shver (difficult). Nu, one of […]

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    | November 4, 2011 | 0 Comments
  • Vo’eiro

    Raboyseyee: My how time flies, even as a slave.  Nu, it’s but one shabbis later and it’s year 210 since the shibud (slavery) began (according to most). Late December is takeh the season for pardons and the RBSO has decided to review His original decree.  Originally set for 400 years, Moishe has been selected to […]

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    | December 30, 2010 | 0 Comments
  • Shemois

    Raboyseyee: Nu- one sefer down, four to go until Simchas Toirah and we start again. Sefer Bereishis covered 2,000 years in 50 chapters. Sefer Shemois covers less than 200 years in 40 chapters. The majority of Sefer Shemois covers just a few years, the first 16 chapters deal with slavery and freedom, let’s begin. Zicher […]

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    | December 23, 2010 | 0 Comments
  • Vayichi

    Raboyseyee: Before we get to this week’s dizzying Parsha let’s quickly chazer (review) last week’s emotionally charged  parsha of Vayigash where we learned that Yoisef  exposed himself (literally as well) to his brothers, reconciled and also had an emotional reunion with his tata Yankiff and they all lived happily after, at least for a while.  […]

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    | December 17, 2010 | 0 Comments
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  • We begin with mamish givaldige and exciting news as we announce the engagement of Brocha Libman, the beautiful daughter of Chevi and Rabbi Dovid Libman, to Nosson Yehuda Bloch, he the son of Ephraim & Sonja Bloch. Few boys who had Reb Dovid as a rebbe ever forget him; neither do we, the parents. We […]

  • We begin with big and heartfelt mazel tov wishes to our friends Dassy and Steven Kwestel upon the wedding earlier this week of their son Avi, to Stephanie Miller, she the daughter of Penina and Elly Miller.  Mazel tov to both extended families and may Stephanie and Avi merit to enjoy many decades of blissful […]

  • Siman Tov U’mazel Tov…..we begin this Shabbis Chanukah edition with big mazel tov wishes to our close friends Carole and Shlomie Blisko upon the wedding -going on right now, mamish- of their amazing son Zach, to Jordanna Abikzer, she the beautiful daughter of Susan and Avi Abikzer. Mazel tov to the entire extended Blisko, Eisenberg […]

  • A few mazel tov shout-outs by close friends; here we go. A big mazel tov to our dear friends Brenda and Dr. Larry Levitan upon the wedding earlier this week of their beautiful daughter Erica to Samuel Grossman, he the son of Debora and Dr. Elliot Grossman. Mazel tov to both extended families. May Erica […]

  • Raboyseyee and Ladies Dina: The First Transgender? Long before Bruce Jenner became Caitlyn, one of our own, Dina, may have been the first ever transgender? Has the Oisvorfer gone completely mad? Perhaps not; we will explore him/her later on.  Shoin, by the time last week’s parsha was over, Yaakov, single for many decades, was very […]

  • We begin with big mazel tov wishes to Yonina and Max Stern, excited parents for the very first time, upon the birth of a baby boy who will IM’h be named at the bris this Sunday morning over at Beth Sholom. All are invited. Mazel tov to our good friends Aliza and Shlomie Liechtung upon […]

  • Siman Tov U’mazel tov!  We begin this week with a mazel tov shout out to long time friends Naomi and Howie Berg upon the wedding this past Sunday of their beautiful and very accomplished daughter Dana, now Dr. Dana, to Michael Coplin, himself no slouch and soon to be doctor.  May they enjoy only marital […]

  • We begin this week’s parsha review with special mazel tov wishes to our long time -decades mamish- and dear friends Beverly & Leon Mehl upon the very elegant wedding last night of their son Stephan to Chaviva Pincus.  Mazel tov to both extended families and may Stephan and Chaviva enjoy each other and many years […]

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Vayero 2016: Did Avrohom Kill Yitzchok?

We begin with mazel tov wishes to our long time (decades) friends Beverly and Leon Mehl upon the aufruf this coming Shabbis of their son Stephan who will be marrying Chaviva Pincus.  Mazel tov to both extended families. Raboyseyee and Ladies:  Did Avrohom Kill Yitzchok? The First Ever Wine Cellar Did Avrohom do what to Yitzchok […]

Lech Lecha 2016: Yishmoel’s Bar Mitzvah Gift

A big mazel tov to our close friends Mandy and Rubin Brecher and to their machatunim, Ora and Mark Watson (also shouted out last week), upon the birth earlier this week of a baby girl born to their children Eliana and Moshe Watson.  May baby Watson provide only joy to her parents and grandparents until […]

Noiach 2016: Did Noiach & His Wife Share a Cabin on the Teyvo (Noah’s Ark)?

We begin with a late breaking mazel tov shout-out to our good friends Esti and Yussy Silverstein upon the engagement (just yesterday) of their very beautiful daughter Merav (future attorney), to Aharon Watson, son of Ora & Mark Watson. Mazel tov to the entire extended Silverstein, Watson, Colton and Goldberg families.  Details to follow. One […]

Bereishis 2016 – Odom (Adam), Sex & The Mermaid

We begin this week with a  very hearty mazel tov once again to our friends Yonina and Ephraim Stern, this time upon the bris this past Wednesday of their grandson -Shmuel Yeshayahu- born a few weeks back, along with his twin sister Sarah, to their children Ayelet and Dovi Fink.  Mazel tov to both extended […]

Special Edition: Comments From Readers & V’Zois Habrocho 2016

SPECIAL EDITION: COMMENTS FROM READERS + PARSHAS V’ZOIS HABROCHO Raboyseyee and Ladies: We begin with Happy Anniversary (third) wishes, this past Thursday, October 20th, from the Oisvorfer and eishes chayil to our children Ariella and Zachary Grossman.  May they continue to enjoy only marital bliss. A special shout out to the Oisvorfer’s chaver and yidid […]

Hoishana Rabba 2016

Raboyseyee and Ladies: The Oisvorfer is working on a special edition which will be out this coming Sunday, on time mamish to print and read in shul over Yom Tov. In many cases, it will be more enlightening and entertaining that any recycled sermon your local rabbi might be delivering. Speaking of recycling, here then […]

Sukkis 2016

Shoin: It was the Oisvorfer’s intention to write a mamish brand new review for the upcoming Yom Tov of Sukkis. At the very last minute, because the Oisvorfer is mamish oisgimatted (wiped out) from building the Sukkah this morning, it was decided to recycle a Sukkis piece written way back in 2012. Why davka 2012? […]

Yom Kippur 2016 – Michila (Forgiveness) Request Form

Raboyseyee and Ladies: Michila (Forgiveness) Request Form- Yom Kippur 2016 We begin with some good news: If you are reading this pre Yom Kippur short review, you are still alive. The RBSO has decided over Rosh Hashono, to give you a second chance to straighten out. By definition that means, or so we are told, […]

Vayelech- Shabbis Shuva Combo 2016

Raboyseyee and Ladies: Vayelech- Shabbis Shuva Combo Can we ever overpower the yetzer horo? After much discussion, the heylige Gemora (Rosh Hashono) concludes that we are to hear 200 or so shofar blasts over Rosh Hashono. The set we blow just before Musif is known as the ‘sitting blasts,’ those blown during the Amida, are […]

Netzovim 2016 – Standing Firm

Raboyseyee and Ladies: Standing Firm: Atem Nitzovim Hayoim Kulchem (you are all standing firmly today). These are the opening words of this week’s parsha of Netzovim, the last shabbis of the year. From comments received regarding the letter to the editor of the YATED NE’EMAN from a reader overly concerned with peek chapping, if you […]