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Chukas 2013 – Snake Bitten!
Raboyseyee and Raboyseyettes: Snake bitten! As you make your way through Parsha Chukas, aptly named for the Chok (a law given by the RBSO seemingly without rhyme or reason, at least none that we humans can chap), you may well come to the conclusion that it’s sad, depressing and that you’d be better off talking [...]
Shelach 2013 – Female Spies?
Earlier this morning while the rest of the shul was making believe they were saying the extra-long Monday and Thursday version of tachanun, which as an aside, most people don’t say anyway, the heylige Oisvorfer was busy looking at the super-sized Chumish known as the Mikro’ois Gedoilois. This one includes a few interesting commentators including [...]
Shmini 2013
Raboyseyee and Raboyseyettes: The eighth day… Nu, the Oisvorfer has returned from Florida considerably heavier than when he left. In fact, he can barely get his chair close enough to the keyboard to type. Accordingly, this year’s Toirah on Parshas Shimini is a repeat of 2012. Though many of us aren’t auditors, accountants, or even [...]
Pesach 2013 – Supplement
A gittin Moied: Time to buy airline stocks? Shoin: though we’re only six days into the program here in mostly sunny Ft Lauderdale and though we have another 7 full meals and countless trips to the tea room to go before we undo the Chometz sale and eat pizza that miraculously appears an hour [...]
Pesach 2013 – The Rabbi and the Goy
Raboyseyee and Raboyseyettes: The Rabbi and the Goy: Ershtens: this edition of the highly popular Michiras Chometz to the goy Toirah, is dedicated to the complete and speedy recovery of our neighbor and friend Tzivya bas Yehudis. May she taka heal and recover fully and quickly: We are with you. Shoin: back by popular demand [...]
Tzav 2013
Raboyseyee and Raboyseyettes: Time to sell your chometz Shoin: the Yiddin have seemingly begun their exodus to Israel, Florida, Arizona, Nevada and some even to California, ober the Oisvorfer finds himself on a last minute one day business trip, San Diego bound. At 11pm last night, when the call was made to get [...]
Vayikra 2013 – Women and Korbonois
Raboyseyee and Raboyseyettes: Women and korbonois (sacrifices) Nu, believe it or not, last shabbis, as we were concluding Vayakhel and Pikudai, we said goodbye and aviderzeyn to Sefer Shemois, and together, for those who have been following the Oisvorfer from the beginning, we have completed Shemois for a third time. And by now, many know [...]
Vayakhel Pikudei- 2013
We begin this week’s heylige Toirah with a shout-out to our nephew Jared Bader who will become a bar mitzvah this coming shabbis and on behalf of the Oisvorfer, his eishes chayil and the entire mishpocho, we wish a big and hearty mazel tov to Jared on this occasion. Mazel tov to the happy and [...]
Ki Sisa 2013 – The Chelbino
Raboyseyee and Raboyseyettes: The chelbino Nu, givaldige news for those of you with mild or even severe ADD. This week’s heylige parsha of Ki Sisa contains a little bit of everything for everyone, many topics mamish –it’s loaded. From a census counting of the Yiddin, to spices, incense, shabbis observance and, the eygel incident (golden [...]
Purim 2013
Raboyseyettes and Raboyseyee: Back by popular demand and updated Did you read or hear the Megillah last year? The year before? Avada you did because it’s what we do. Moreover who doesn’t enjoy a feel good story with a happy ending, if you chap? Has the story changed since last year or ever in the [...]
