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Emor 2018: The Proper Brocho (Blessing) on Matzo

Raboyseyee and Ladies: The Proper Brocho (Blessing) on Matzo Following two consecutive double headers, welcome to Emor, a single parsha we’ll learn this week. Ober settle in: it’s a biggie and chock full of mitzvois, mamish. In fact, just so that you can sit at the shabbis tish and say something intelligent, you should know that […]

Emor 2017: The Koihen Godol (High Priest) and Images of the Dead!

Raboyseyee and Ladies:   The Koihen Godol (High Priest) and Images of the Dead!   Long before Warner Wolf, the great sportscaster, became well known -even famous- for his saying of “let’s go to the videotape,” every rebbe the future Oisvorfer had in yeshiva from 1962-1972,  would daily remind him and the other ladigayers (good-for–nothings) […]

Emor 2016

Raboyseyee and Ladies We begin this week with big mazel tov wishes to our very long time friends Ashley and Judah Charnoff upon the bris earlier this week of a grandson born to their children Shoshana and Rabbi Robbie Charnoff. May they and their extended families have many many decades -12- of nachas only, from […]

Emor 2015

This week we begin by wishing a very hearty mazel tov -for the third time this year- to our good friends Yonina and Ephraim Stern who – in about an hour or so- will be walking their very beautiful and very fine daughter Ayelet down the aisle where she will be marrying Dovi Fink, he […]

Emor 2013 – Matza Time Again

Raboyseyee and Raboyseyettes: Matza time again- Following two consecutive  double headers, welcome to  Emor, a single parsha we’ll learn this week. Ober  settle in: it’s a biggie and chock full of mitzvois, mamish. In fact, just so that you can sit at the shabbis tish and say something intelligent, you should know that Emor has […]

Emor 2012 – The Happy Yurtzeit

Raboyseyee & Raboyseyettes: The happy Yurtzeit: Relax, only one single parsha this week but it’s a biggie, it’s Parshas EMOR which is chock full of mitzvois, mamish. In fact, just so that you can sit at the shabbis tish and say something intelligent, you should know that Emor has 63 of the 613 mitzvois and […]

Emor 2014 – What happened to our observance?

Raboyseyee and Raboyseyettes: What happened to our observance? Years back there was no mistaking Pesach for any other holiday. Pesach entailed a steady diet of matzo, eggs and potatoes. In fact, everything the Oisvorfer’s mother served was a potato. It may have looked like something else, been disguised as something else, ober, in the end, […]

Emor 2011

Raboyseyee and Raboyseyettes: Toirah your Rebbe forgot to teach you in Yeshiva Avada you learned parts of Parshas Emor before and if you didn’t, zicher you know a good portion of it because it describes all the yomim tovim (Jewish Holidays) and even the heylige shabbis gets yet another shout-out. Lots going on in the […]

Bamidbar / Shovuois 2018: Seminal Events

Raboyseyee and Ladies, Seminal Events:   Shoin: having recited chazak three times as we ended last week’s parsha, hopefully you’re all stronger and in better shape to take on Sefer Bamidbar and lommer schnel unfangin (let’s quickly begin). The emes is that you’ll need strength just to stay awake because a more boring parsha is […]

Behar Bichukoisai 2018: Torah Sanctioned Loopholes

Raboyseyee and Ladies: Torah Sanctioned Loopholes   First the good news: Behar is a tiny parsha, only 57 pisukim (5th shortest) barely enough time to engage in a decent conversation with your chaver. It ranks 8th in number of mitzvois, not too shabby for a tiny parsha. Behar is the 32nd of 54 parshas and next to last […]