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Emor 2017: The Koihen Godol (High Priest) and Images of the Dead!

Raboyseyee and Ladies:   The Koihen Godol (High Priest) and Images of the Dead!   Long before Warner Wolf, the great sportscaster, became well known -even famous- for his saying of “let’s go to the videotape,” every rebbe the future Oisvorfer had in yeshiva from 1962-1972,  would daily remind him and the other ladigayers (good-for–nothings) […]

Emor 2016

Raboyseyee and Ladies We begin this week with big mazel tov wishes to our very long time friends Ashley and Judah Charnoff upon the bris earlier this week of a grandson born to their children Shoshana and Rabbi Robbie Charnoff. May they and their extended families have many many decades -12- of nachas only, from […]

Emor 2015

This week we begin by wishing a very hearty mazel tov -for the third time this year- to our good friends Yonina and Ephraim Stern who – in about an hour or so- will be walking their very beautiful and very fine daughter Ayelet down the aisle where she will be marrying Dovi Fink, he […]

Emor 2013 – Matza Time Again

Raboyseyee and Raboyseyettes: Matza time again- Following two consecutive  double headers, welcome to  Emor, a single parsha we’ll learn this week. Ober  settle in: it’s a biggie and chock full of mitzvois, mamish. In fact, just so that you can sit at the shabbis tish and say something intelligent, you should know that Emor has […]

Emor 2012 – The Happy Yurtzeit

Raboyseyee & Raboyseyettes: The happy Yurtzeit: Relax, only one single parsha this week but it’s a biggie, it’s Parshas EMOR which is chock full of mitzvois, mamish. In fact, just so that you can sit at the shabbis tish and say something intelligent, you should know that Emor has 63 of the 613 mitzvois and […]

Emor 2014 – What happened to our observance?

Raboyseyee and Raboyseyettes: Of Weddings and Divorce: Nu, the big moment has arrived. It’s in this parsha where the Yiddin will get married to the RBSO, receive the heylige Toirah and quickly find out that a good number of their relationships are Ossur- verboten- kaput- over!  No more marrying two sisters, no re-marrying an ex-spouse […]

Emor 2011

Raboyseyee and Raboyseyettes: Toirah your Rebbe forgot to teach you in Yeshiva Avada you learned parts of Parshas Emor before and if you didn’t, zicher you know a good portion of it because it describes all the yomim tovim (Jewish Holidays) and even the heylige shabbis gets yet another shout-out. Lots going on in the […]

Teruma 2018: The RBSO’s House

Raboyseyee and Ladies: The RBSO’s House   Last week: The Yiddin were given 53 mitzvois of which 30 were loi sah-says and by now, a week later, a healthy number of you have already mistama violated a good number of them- rachmono litzlon and oy vey.   This week: Parshas Teruma contains but one mitzvah […]

Mishpotim 2018: Castrating Hornets

This week’s review is dedicated to the memory of the Oisvorfer’s late father, Reb Yaakov ben Chaim Yitzchok Halevi whose yurtzeit will be marked this coming Shabbis, the 25th of Shevat. On a happier note, here then a few mazel tov shout outs. Mazel tov to Michael Fructher, a young man who spent many a […]

Yisroy 2018 – Happy Anniversary!

Raboyseyee and Ladies Happy Anniversary!     It’s been 3,300 years since the RBSO and the Yiddin got married. The wedding, and all its colorful details, are recounted in this week’s parsha of Yisroy (Jethro for the goyim). Yearly as this seminal parsha rolls around -literally, we celebrate all over again by standing when the […]